hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(via myconsciencecallednsickagain)

rainss-of-castamere:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

image

How can I relate so much to a fucking chair? This fucking site

(via tast3mybull3t)

asian:

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via tast3mybull3t)

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

(via g-iggle)

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

(via tast3mybull3t)